Go for the things you can see!
03-08-2002 | 02:30 PM
#1
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Go for the things you can see!
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I went out with a girl, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. At college, I dated
a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,
she was a drama queen, and she cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable
girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart,ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I went out with a girl, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. At college, I dated
a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,
she was a drama queen, and she cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable
girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart,ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.
03-11-2002 | 02:26 AM
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speel chekk this fokker!
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 5,329
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From: Locust Valley, New York
ROFL!!!!!
"life lessons on OSO"
Let me speak for the younger faction of members
we the younger members of OSO really do appreciate the advice
"life lessons on OSO"
Let me speak for the younger faction of members
we the younger members of OSO really do appreciate the advice
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