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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:32 PM
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Subject: FW: Personal ad - funny

The following ad appeared in a newspaper ......
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"SBF Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a young, svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/
camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by
the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front
door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."
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Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
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(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight
week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in the
two days.)
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:35 PM
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That is funny!
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:35 PM
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I go more for the Chocolate labs
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:38 PM
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How sweet. That's wonderful. Was the dog adopted?

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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:41 PM
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Talking Gary...

Still up to your old tricks...I see heh,
Looking forward to seeing your goofy ass again this summer,
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:42 PM
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GA Please tell me that was in RFT
 
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:49 PM
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Had me going...LMAO!
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Old 05-09-2002 | 03:59 PM
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Have a look at this little beauty:
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Old 05-09-2002 | 04:00 PM
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Old 05-09-2002 | 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by Breathe Later
Have a look at this little beauty:
OH MAN, NOW THAT IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
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