You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.



Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.



You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.



You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.



If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.



There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.


And you REALLY, REALLY know you're an Old School Jersey Boy if:

. Your grandfather had a fig tree.

. Your mom's meatballs are the best.

. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

. Plastic on the furniture is normal.

. You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

. You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."

. You've called someone a "mamaluke."

. And you understand "bada bing"

Wahoo-thats funny! Joe Pesci use to attend the race in Point Pleasant every year. He lives at the Jersey Shore in Lavallette NJ.
By the way, how many of you "mud puddle" racers are coming to Atlantic City?

Looks like we will be sticking with the puddles this year.

Pesci? I thought that was Louie in his 20s...

Im from Mich not New Jersey but I thought getting paddled with the wooden spoon was hilarious. Only thing worse was getting paddled by those orange hot wheels tracks.

What's long and hard that a Jersey bride get's on her wedding night?














A new last name!

Rick, how could you know all this? Does your wifes name end in A,E,I,O or U?

No, my Garbage men told me..

roflmfao