#1 Bayliner tied off, Rinker pulls up to tie off and rams it. Neither owner cared!

#2 - two guys fishing a bass tournament worried the poker run will hurt their fishing. Dude - you're fishing in a marina.

Any time i catch any flack from the fishing guys i tell them we help scare them out of the water

I tell them I been hired by the government to aerate the water to keep the fish alive. Then comes the look of confusion. lol

#3

about 15 yrs ago im in my donzi,i come to a no wake zone and i had friends behind me on wave runners and one being a new B to the sport...so i come to the no wake zone and backed off the throttle and my boat came off plane im moving forward and all of a sudden the new B slams into the back of my boat...he said i couldn't find the brakes and thought it wasnt his thought.fast forward 13 yrs...same guy but his son this time,we are up north snowmobiling i slow down for a turn with my brake light lite up and guess what?? his son slamed into the back of my sled and the ski riped my seat open and took the cap off of one of my exhaust tips(ysmshs 4-stroke) and the kid said he could not find the brake in time to stop...moral of the story like father like son....

I think that's the first time I've even heard mention of "Bayliner" in this entire website??!..LMAO! Guess they're not the most Popular Boat on the planet huh??!

hilarious!

3) hot girl with HUGE boobs: you're going to make sure I win, right?
Me: if my girlfriend weren't sitting next to me, I think we could work something out. Since she is, go get me a beer.

Lmao!

Priceless moment of the day: jackass working one of the stops shows up at the marina 20 minutes before his stop was to close. Thank god I was too busy taking hands in to push him in the water.