The 10 best ways to tell that you may be a boat freak

1- you have 4 pair of sneakers 3 pairs of saddles 2 pairs of crocks 5 pair of boat shoes and only one pair of dress shoes

2- every vechial at your home has a trailer hitch including your child’s tricycle

3- the ceiling fan in your home has the blades cupped and raked

4 – you have a black velvet painting of Elvis Jesus and Regie Fountain in your den

5- even your dogs have life jackets

6 – most of your clothing came from the Mercury racing catalog

7-you wont go on a cruise with your wife because you can not stand being on a boat that some else drives

8- every vacation plan starts with the phrase “ there is a great place to run the boat”.

9- the upcoming holiday season mean just one thing … time to prepare for the Boating Toys for Tots Tour

10- you live in a 38,000 dollar home but own a 149,000 dollar boat

11 when you touch your computer it instantly bring up this site

.12- you know all your closest friends by there screen names and the boat they drive


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All your best funny stories revolve around when someone fell off the boat.

If Performance enhancer means engine upgrade

13 You make a lot of money......and your still broke!

You propeller collection doubles as part of your retirement fund.

You plan your vacation time around poker run season

Your truck has the largest eng You can buy.

You don't want to go out at night anymore... You just want to stay home and work on the boat

When someone ask You if You have a Cigarette You show them a picture, Not hand them a cigarette an lighter.