How do you guys like it? My painter asked me what I wanted out of the paint job. I told him

I want people to say I have the best offshore boat ever made

I want to be able to go 90MPH thru 12' seas and sip champagne

I want to be able to put down every other brand of offshore boat, including outerlimits, nortech, and apache

I want to be able to grow my mustache out and not have people call me a molester

I want to spend 10,000 with the vinyl decal shop, so I can decorate my house, car, pickup truck, boat, trailer, garage, with #1 Decals

I want to wear my #1 hat EVERYWHERE. This includes Church, bingo, night clubs, golfing, and grocery shopping

I ONLY want to pick up chicks over 60.

I want to tell everyone I always get to the card stops FIRST, before everyone when its 12' seas or higher.

I want to smoke a tobacco pipe.

I want to pretend I remember thunderboat row and all those good times back then.

I want to say my 38 rides better than a 50ft Nortech and a 47 GTX


With that said, this is what he came up with.

Funny stuff!

Oh chi#
Stirring the pot a bit mild? I didn't know it was still winter. This should be better then your last thread.

Heyyyy . . . I'm actually doing my second and a third Cig 90 job in the last two years (although one is a 20 ) . . . nothin wrong with a classic ninety

A stunning preemptive attack. Here we go. lol

As we discussed, Joe...I do not think the "90 MPH" on the hatches should go on there until the boat actually DOES 90...

Could you maybe get the painter to do a rendering that says "85.3 MPH"?

That's 88.0 sir. I've made some changes, so it may end up being 91.7 or something along those lines.

But that's besides the point. I am more into the tabacco pipe and mustache thing.

Your painter's protractor called in sick that day as that beak totally confuses the f&%k out of that paintjob. Probably ought to have the stripe going up and aft. Wait, I'm so confused.

Could be right on that. When it comes time to lay the color, not sure i wanna have a AT guy work the gun. Their hands are way too shakey from all the handies they are giving each other.

" oh dude your AT is so awesome" ......"yours too buddy keep going dont stop I'm almost done"