OK here's the deal! (Can you tell I have a lot of important stuff to do today?) Who's name is the most original to their actual name.

Myself I pretend to be this skinny white boy by night but play pro golf by day Tiger Woods nice to meet everyone. I also sometimes govern the real world George Bush nice to meet you also.

Alright now I have really lost my marbles.

Sean

Well Sean,
Mine is original as yours!
MD

My name is sean c. long

Dick Cheney I knew you would surface.
Just Kidding. What's up Dean?

There are a few guys on here who's screen name is the same as their first name

I vote for:

Tanned fat looks better

and a close 2nd place:

phknlawyer

Sean,
Actually the VP was here last week, he went for a ride on a Nuke sub out of the Port of Canaveral! Afterwards, he stopped by for an adult beverage @ the TIKI bar. See attached photo!

BTW, I heard that you were @ Marine Performance last week checking out some of their "Toys"!
Cosker called me last night with the test results, F#&$ing incredible!! My wife is freaking out about me possibly riding in that toy!
MD

Yes I was heard they had an "Evil Piece" over there, but upon seeing it the Devil himself put that one together. PM me with some results I would be anxious to find out. Sean

uhh...my name's Sean...not nearly as world renowned as that "other" Sean

I don't know how worldly it is these days.