When you want to buy a boat company you buy one from Don
When you buy a boat company from Don, he always gets the long end of the stick and you get the short end
When you get the short end of the stick you get unhappy
when the govt tells you the short end just got a lot shorter you get mad
When you sell the company back to don, he gets the long end and you get the short end
When you continually get long ended in the short end without a reach around you get really really mad
When you get really really mad you do stupid things like hire idiots to kill people
when you hire idiots to kill people, they get caught
When they get caught they rat you out
When they rat you out you go to prison
When you go to prison you try to escape by hiring a helicopter that crashes
When your helicopter crashes your stuck in prison
When your stuck in prison, Bubba looks at you and says you have a pretty mouth
Don't get molested by Bubba, next time you buy a boat company make sure you get the long end of the stick.

I still love that!! I just saw the "Don't let your dad get punched over a can of soup commercial"

Here is a slightly longer version of the story by espn: http://espn.go.com/30for30/film?page...r-of-donaronow

Always interesting to hear about what happened to Don Aronow and Ben Kramar.

The guy flying the Heli was paid by Ben to learn to fly Heli's. This was his 1st flight without an instructor. There where trees in the prison yard to deter this kind of attempt. that fact that he made it into the yard far enough for Ben to grab on was pretty impressive, catching the very last strand of barbed wire on the way out is just bad friggin luck. Don't get caught by barbed wire, Avoid Bad Friggin Luck...

Get Direct TV instead.....