A married couple was eating at a restaurant when the wife noticed her ex-husband sitting at the bar.

"He's been drinking since I left him seven years ago," she said
to her current husband.

"That's silly, dear," he replied. "No one celebrates that much !".

IT HAS ONLY BEEN ONE YEAR , AND I AM STILL CELEBRATING ! I WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON MY MONEY !

Funny