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Old 09-24-2002 | 09:33 AM
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Greetings Earthling . . . . .


I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far away, visiting your P.C.


I have transformed myself into this Post.


As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.




Oh God that feels good!





I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me.





That's it ... . Keep scrolling.






Don't stop!






Click it baby, click it!








Faster






Faster







more ooohh yeahh







harder






give it to me, just like I like it








Faster







F A S T E R !






That was amazing!





You are the best I've had yet.


And I know you enjoyed it too because you are smiling.


Do you know how I know that you're smiling?



'cos I can see you.



Now please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny
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Old 09-24-2002 | 09:38 AM
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Old 09-24-2002 | 09:39 AM
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Isuues,,,, SERIOUS Issues,,, Good job WALLY !!!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2002 | 09:51 AM
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Funny Wally!!

If thats what owning a Scarab did to you,, I'm selling MINE!!!



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Old 09-24-2002 | 10:11 AM
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Old 09-24-2002 | 10:18 AM
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WALLY, WE NEED TO TALK BRO.... FIRST THE UNDERWEAR THING / PIC. AND NOW THIS...
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