Getting your azz cleaned by a toon
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From: NW Michigan
Not really the section for this but yet the question still remains "how would you feel getting passed by this tritoon". The ones I've seen were better constructed. Surprised this thing holds together. 114 mph
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QUAJRv27r-0
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I'll preach the same sermon I have since 1973 , when my dads twin 165 horse 26 Monza had every tom dick and Hairy telling me their cousins uncles nephews girlfriends son had a jet boat that would smoke our 50 mph at top speed falling off a cliff boat.
I said that's fine buts this is not a boat you see how fast you can go in. It's a boat for rough conditions that you see how fast your body will let you go.
Your little jet boat ain't going to cut it in 6 footers on Lake Michigan at 35 -40 mph.
I'll will never get the top speed bragging rights in calm water for an offshore boat.
I said that's fine buts this is not a boat you see how fast you can go in. It's a boat for rough conditions that you see how fast your body will let you go.
Your little jet boat ain't going to cut it in 6 footers on Lake Michigan at 35 -40 mph.
I'll will never get the top speed bragging rights in calm water for an offshore boat.
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I'd tell them to go out in to Lake Michigan and we will race from Onekama Pier head to Manistee and back. I doubt even in calm conditions any pontoon will beat me. Even when Lake Michigan is calm, it still has a swell. That swell in a 115 mph toon, is going to fall apart.
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can't blame em though. it is kinda in our blood. I woke up one morning at 4 AM to see a pack of riding mowers drifting thru a turn at about 45 mph. when man invented the wheel, first thing he did was take two of them to the top of the hill to see which one rolled down to the bottom first. THEN they had a brilliant idea to put them on wagons and haul sch!t around...
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I like hot rodded anomalies. I don't really see it having anything to do with my boat. I gotta give the guy credit for having balls because if one small thing goes wrong that's going to be an ugly yard sale, lol.



