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Old 10-12-2002 | 09:48 PM
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Default OT: Had Chinese tonight.....here's what my fortune cookie said....
"Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom"

If this is true I must be a Fu&$#@% Genius by now!!!!!
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Old 10-12-2002 | 09:51 PM
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Well hopefully your done with all your problems but keep it in your pants or your gonna have a little foul terririzing you


but your not too smart eating chinese
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Old 10-12-2002 | 10:00 PM
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a wise man onece said:



He who stand on toilet set is high on pot
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Old 10-12-2002 | 10:03 PM
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You know you are supposed to add "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie saying. Makes it more fun.
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Old 10-13-2002 | 08:32 AM
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Waterfoul I thought you were a F%$#ing Genius!!!
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Old 10-13-2002 | 08:35 AM
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I got one on my birthday that said " you are going to get cloths" NO CHIT!!!! I mean who has ever gotten a fortune cookie that says anything like that???

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Old 10-13-2002 | 10:46 AM
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W.F., I thought maybe it would say, "TAKE UP KNITTING".
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Old 10-13-2002 | 10:58 AM
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My wife got one that said, "You like chinese food!!!"

Ah, No chit man.
 
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Old 10-13-2002 | 12:55 PM
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Uhhhh Uhhhhhh he said he ate chineese
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Old 10-13-2002 | 07:57 PM
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this is one you never want to get
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