My fiancé sent me this and it shows just how well she knows me:

Five Things I Like
Almost as much as driving my boat

1) Looking at my boat
2) Talking about my boat
3) Movies and TV shows with boats
4) Websites with boats
5) Bacon

And if she is ok with that she is a keeper

It might be an upstate thing, but my wife would probably list those same 5 things for me. Now we just have to wait for the ice to change back into water.

6) Women

Yes, she's ok with that. And yes, she's definitely a keeper!

Hmmm. After bacon. Interesting.

women wrapped in bacon

Not huge on bacon but I'm getting grief as I type........

Missus...... "Why are you always looking at boats? You love boats more than me."
Me............ "I'm typing something important."
Missus........"More important than me?"
Me............."Whatever!"

pause

pause

pause

door slams shut

silence..........

Good, now I can read about boats in peace.

RR