Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really
great and understanding.

She is putting the entire wedding together and
invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it
had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down
to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in
a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I
knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight
out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law
to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be
sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my
character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact
that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

don't know, if it was me my father n law would have fallen asleep outside waiting

A goodie!

That has been posted up how many times in the last 2 weeks? Good anyway.

well . . i been away for a few weeks,its the first time i saw that one . . .LMAO . . . . . good one