Degradeing womens jokes !!!
11-21-2002 | 10:55 PM
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Degradeing womens jokes !!!
O.K. Let me start by saying that I love women and I respect women, but I have a "person" that sends me , "Men Degraded Jokes", and I've had enough. !!!! Post me your best "Women Degraded Jokes ",......I'm ready to email bomb now !!!! .....and yes, my blood preasure's up 'cause I'm not at the Worlds !!!!
Thanks, Wardey
Thanks, Wardey
11-22-2002 | 07:54 AM
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Here's one that will CRACK you up!! 
A woman and a man are involved in a car
accident; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.
A woman and a man are involved in a car
accident; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.
