One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when

he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him

with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on

ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We

were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the

road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said

'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never

fit you".

I resemble that remark.

lmao

I liked that one!!!