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Old 05-28-2026 | 05:57 AM
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Unhappy I went to see my financial advisor yesterday....

I told him I owned a twin engine Cigarette. He said get the fu*k out of my office, and never return. You're beyond help.



Old 05-28-2026 | 08:21 AM
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He must not be a boater! Hire one that is!
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Old 05-28-2026 | 09:08 AM
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Mine approved my purchase of another boat,,,, number 3.

Maybe I need a new one! LOL.
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Old 05-28-2026 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Wildman_grafix
Mine approved my purchase of another boat,,,, number 3.

Maybe I need a new one! LOL.
mine of 30 plus years, i showed the liberator and he just smiled and checked off a box
Lake check
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Alive check
Kids gone check
wife still with me check
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Old 05-29-2026 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shah Mat
I told him I owned a twin engine Cigarette. He said get the fu*k out of my office, and never return. You're beyond help.

Triple engine kind of guy?
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Old 05-29-2026 | 06:34 PM
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in his defense you bought a boat and convinced yourself it was a great investment so he already knows your money logic
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Old 06-02-2026 | 08:41 PM
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He's a Skater, a Cat guy. Tell him you've got a line on TWO new V-10 Outboards and a corresponding Platform in mind !

Otherwise, he's stressed over that Whore Muse Strait Situation over there in Iranistan ;-)

So, Tell him you have a plot of farmed switchgrass and your going to be processing your own bio fuel.
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Old 06-02-2026 | 10:08 PM
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Do you think Kyle Bush's advisor is glad that he might have talked him out of anything that he wanted? Buy the boat, and make memories while you have the ability to.

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