I'm Freeeeeeee!!!!!
12-31-2002 | 06:52 AM
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From: Corona, CA
I'm Freeeeeeee!!!!!
(Picture the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz singing this for me...)
Ding dong the biatch is gone, the biatch is gone. Ding dong the wicked biatch is gone!
Today my divorce is final at long last! I got raked over the coals pretty hard, but most importantly, I KEPT THE BOAT! Anyone looking for a used wife? Just take over payments and assume all liabilities and she's yours!!! Cash settlements offered within reason for quick marriages!!!
After two years of the hell she put me through, this is the best damn New Years present I could ever ask for!
Ding dong the biatch is gone, the biatch is gone. Ding dong the wicked biatch is gone!
Today my divorce is final at long last! I got raked over the coals pretty hard, but most importantly, I KEPT THE BOAT! Anyone looking for a used wife? Just take over payments and assume all liabilities and she's yours!!! Cash settlements offered within reason for quick marriages!!!
After two years of the hell she put me through, this is the best damn New Years present I could ever ask for!
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12-31-2002 | 08:50 AM
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From: Carlisle, MA USA
NICE dude. I know from your posts and what it says for your description that it was a nasty one and you must be RELEAVED to have it over with.
Jon
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12-31-2002 | 09:01 AM
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Dude, I know how you feel, twice!! First time was 12 years ago. Haven't seen her since.
Second time was 5 minutes ago......girlfriend hasn't had a car for 8 days. She's been staying here at my house for 7 days. TOO MUCH CLOSENESS!!! Finally got her a POS car last night so she can finally go back to work and go home. Sure is quiet in here this morning.
Second time was 5 minutes ago......girlfriend hasn't had a car for 8 days. She's been staying here at my house for 7 days. TOO MUCH CLOSENESS!!! Finally got her a POS car last night so she can finally go back to work and go home. Sure is quiet in here this morning.
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12-31-2002 | 12:17 PM
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From: Corona, CA
Originally posted by NASTY HABIT
Be sure to write "JUST DIVORCED" in white shoe polish on the back window of your car/truck it get's lots-o-laughs
Be sure to write "JUST DIVORCED" in white shoe polish on the back window of your car/truck it get's lots-o-laughs
It will have to share the back window of my truck with the two stickers that are already there:#1 Is the little Calvin dude taking a wiz on the words "EX-WIFE"
#2 Reads the same as my signature on this board.
I get all kinds of laughs ever time I drive it!
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