That's all I have to say about that. Please tell me I am not the only one. I swear she is from a different planet, and if she is not, I wish I had special powers to send her to one.

I always thought my mother-in-law was the evidence that aliens actually visited this planet 65 years ago and left stuff behind....

Mine too!

I guess I lucked out.........mine's a doll !!!!!

You know what the penalty for bigamy is?

Two Mother-In-Laws!


I am still trying to figure out if my M-I-L is really that stupid or is she just putting on an act. It may just be a generation thing. She cannot find her way out of a paper bag without asking for directions.

She is one of the nicest people I know, as is all her family, guess thats why I married her daughter... Guess, I'm lucky...

Is at least good when she does?!?!???

That's what I thought, too when we were dating...Then we got married.

I swear! She just doesn't get it...Read my lips: LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'm not married... So she's just my girlfriends mom... Much easier. Much safer, much less expensive.
See that's how I got into the nice Pantera, and not the 18' Bayliner..

My Ex Mother-In-Law was the devil! She was. Let's see I think the worst thing she did to me while I was married to her baby boy was, she ate our wedding cake top on our 1st year anniversary. She did. We had moved out of the state and our cake top was in her freezer. So I guess she thought we were not there so she ate it and then called me to tell me how good it was. It was as good as the day it was made. Gee and I got divorced.