A Gastroenterologist claims these are actual
comments made by his patients while he was performing
colonoscopies:


"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man
has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?"

OMG!