CREAT A CAPTION........
(who will be the first to make a Troutly reference......... )


"Christ......I hate these friggin' road races !!"

Did you ever see the movie "Driven" with Sylvester Stallone? Cool F1 race scene through down town Chicago. If I were him, I would have stepped on the gas.

"Listen schmuck, you ain't on 495 no more."

"Officer,what seems to be the problem."

Or

"I swear I was only in first gear!"





Chuck

Listen PIG, I didn't HAVE to stop for you. I could have just smoked you fat ass. So why don't you go have another donut and we'll call it a day."

Doughnut run!

So what I was going 210 mph what is the big deal.....you know besides the size of your fat stomach that seems to have its own gravitational pull.

Jon

"Do you know who I am?"

"You can't give me a ticket, I'm Jason Priestly."

"But officer, I'm late to pick up my kid from school!"

"Okay Einstein, that's 220 in a school zone, no mud flaps on the wheels, no turn signals, and cutting off Maude back there. I'm gonna have to haul you in son."