Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "****."

YUP THAT GETS FIVE

Excellent

That's one of those "do you still beat your wife?" questions.
No matter how it's answered, it's wrong. You can't win no-how.

Iggy

Or when you meet the guys at a local watering hole and ask your buddy, "So, have you ever sucked a dick that you didn't like?" That usually gets them.

Robert

DOH!

Thats going to leave a mark!