OT: Tuesdays' Humor Attempt (classic) !!
03-25-2003 | 10:43 AM
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OT: Tuesdays' Humor Attempt (classic) !!
Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours
later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love.
Later, Paul was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said,
"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours
later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love.
Later, Paul was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said,
"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
Last edited by Risk Taker; 03-25-2003 at 12:58 PM.
