It seems as if Phantom Chaos pegged something wtih the bow of his 382.

Took out a major chunk as you can see!

Was this due to the "How tall is Nort" thread getting him all emotional?

Was it due to the gay stuff?

Was it really he and Anna in the photo?

Was he trying to measure his 5 head while boating and struck a parked object?

Was his hand on the "stick" when he hit it?

Who's hand was on whos stick?

Are the rumors true?

What really happened?

Is it only rub rail and beak damage?

If you know Post it!!

Turbo-

You are a dead poodle.

Nice Biff!

Turbo-

Let the truth be known. I was having my boat detailed by someone. It wasn't that dirty on the outside, but the bilge was very dirty and oily. It seems as though your “leak-proof” trim pump caps leak 10x more than the stock ones and it leaked all over the bilge. Anyway, I guess the guy walked to the bow of the boat and since his shoes were all oily from the bilge, he slipped off the bow and the tool he had in his hand hit the very tip of the bow as you can see in the picture.

Turbosonics will be receiving a bill for repairing the bow, plus I will be sending you a bill for the new Mercury caps which I am replacing the your stupid little “leak-proof” trim pump caps with, and if I get a doctors bill from the detail guy, you will be getting that too.

I guess that is better than "turning a corner too sharp and hooking the beak of your Fountain on a tree."

(Still one of the funniest things ever on OSO).

Now that on eI missed

What the hell is a "detail" guy doing walking on your deck with shoes on ( let alone oily ones) anyway. I'd have to smack that sucker up side the head.

Or maybe he was bigger than you

Pack, I don't think it actually happened, but it was a suggested response for a Fountain that had fallen of a trailer, some time back.

Somebody is mad.