OT.Patriotic Canine Humor
04-17-2003 | 10:13 AM
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OT.Patriotic Canine Humor
* The American Way *
The Americans and the Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued on this path, were going to blow the whole world up.One day they sat down and decided to settle this dispute with ONE dog fight.They would have 5 years each to breed the best fighting dog in the world.Which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.The losing side would have to lay down their arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler *****es in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,removed his siblings which gave him all the milk.They used steroids and trainers and after 5 years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.So vicious was it that it's cage needed steel bars five inches thick and nobody could get near it !
When the day came for the big fight the Americans showed up with a strange animal.It was a nine foot long Dachshund.Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could last ten seconds with the Russian dog.When the cages were opened up,the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over to the Russian dog.The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund.But ,when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck,the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.There was nothing left of the Russian dog whatsoever.
The Russians came up to the Americans in total disbelief."We don't understand how this could have happened.We had our best scientists working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler *****es in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian Wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied."We had our best plastic surgeons working straight out for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund !"
The Americans and the Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued on this path, were going to blow the whole world up.One day they sat down and decided to settle this dispute with ONE dog fight.They would have 5 years each to breed the best fighting dog in the world.Which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.The losing side would have to lay down their arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler *****es in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves.They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,removed his siblings which gave him all the milk.They used steroids and trainers and after 5 years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen.So vicious was it that it's cage needed steel bars five inches thick and nobody could get near it !
When the day came for the big fight the Americans showed up with a strange animal.It was a nine foot long Dachshund.Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could last ten seconds with the Russian dog.When the cages were opened up,the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over to the Russian dog.The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund.But ,when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck,the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite.There was nothing left of the Russian dog whatsoever.
The Russians came up to the Americans in total disbelief."We don't understand how this could have happened.We had our best scientists working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler *****es in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian Wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied."We had our best plastic surgeons working straight out for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund !"
