Guy shows up at the his usuall hang out with two black eyes orders a beer.
All his buddies look at him laughing there rear ends off and razzing him about it, finally one of him asks him what really happened?
He says " Well I was in church this Sunday and when we got up to pray I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up the crack of her a$$, so I taught I was going to do her a favor and I pulled it out. She turned around and wacked me one"
His buddies again crack up then one askes;
"How come you have two shinners?"
"Well when I saw she didn't like it I shoved it back in."