There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:



10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1876



8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926



6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999



And number 1 . . . drum roll . . . .



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Saddam Hussein,
March 19, 2003

That's pretty F---ing funny