There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work",
from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any where else, do
not touch "work" under any circumstances!! This virus wipes out
your private life completely. If you should come into contact
with this virus, put on your jacket and take
two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three
beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work "
has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means
that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already
controls your whole life. This virus is deadly. Please pay close
attention to it and take heed

Hey Wally, I got my own pub hidden in my office. No need to run to the tavern when things get to overwhelming