I finally found something to contribute to the humor here. I hope no one is offended. I laughed my ass off, because yesterday I took a friend to a Vietnamese restaurant, and we heard a cat meow from the direction of the kitchen. We stopped chewing, looked at each other, and burst out laughing.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html

now thats funny!!!

I've always been told that the chicken is cat....3 smiles!

My girlfreind is from a rural part of Florida. Her dad used to kill possum and racoon and sell them in town. He said he had to leave a foot on it to prove it wasn't a cat, or they wouldn't buy it.

A Chinese couple who own a restaurant are fooling around in bed when the husband says, "I want 69! I want 69"

She looks at him and says, "You want beef and brocolli NOW?"

Q. What's the square root of 69?
A. 8 something