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Old 07-24-2003 | 10:40 PM
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whats the nicest way to tell the new gurlfriend not to wear so damn much of this crap?
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Old 07-24-2003 | 11:02 PM
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Tell her she tastes like wax and boat gas when you kiss her.
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Old 07-24-2003 | 11:35 PM
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Explain to her that a little is nice to keep the zipper well lubed but too much and it builds up and makes a mess
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Old 07-25-2003 | 07:00 AM
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Tell her it's like kissing Bozo the Clown. she will get the hint.
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Old 07-25-2003 | 07:22 AM
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Tell her she's naturally beautiful and she doesn't need all that **** all over her face. Worked for me. I hate make-up!
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Old 07-25-2003 | 07:48 AM
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Isn't that stuff made from fish scales?
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Old 07-25-2003 | 07:51 AM
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Tell her it leaves a trail of where her mouth has been.
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Old 07-25-2003 | 07:57 AM
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Tell her that when your mom washed your underwear she found lip gloss stains and yelled at you. now your grounded.
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Old 07-25-2003 | 08:38 AM
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Whoaaaa.He said, "What is the nicest way...."



BajaDaze you are the closest!!
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Old 07-25-2003 | 09:01 AM
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"Hey Honey......ease off the lip gloss"


as BajaDaze said just tell her you like her better without it on
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