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Old 09-08-2003 | 10:05 AM
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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law explained.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress?, But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic. He can't get enough of me", explained the daughter-in-law.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

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Old 09-08-2003 | 10:08 AM
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Old 09-08-2003 | 11:10 AM
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Old 09-08-2003 | 11:30 AM
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Old 09-08-2003 | 02:10 PM
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Old 09-08-2003 | 02:18 PM
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That's mean but funny
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Old 09-08-2003 | 02:20 PM
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DOH!
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Old 09-08-2003 | 05:48 PM
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