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Old 09-11-2003 | 11:13 AM
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! See?"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but I went all the way to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! See?"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 24."
 
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Old 09-11-2003 | 11:26 AM
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LMAO....
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Old 09-11-2003 | 11:27 AM
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Nice!
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Old 09-11-2003 | 11:45 AM
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That's great.
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Old 09-11-2003 | 12:10 PM
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Old 09-11-2003 | 12:16 PM
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What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?....


"I gotta go home..."
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Old 09-11-2003 | 12:25 PM
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Why does a blonde have a bruised belly button?

Her boyfriend is blonde too!
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Old 09-11-2003 | 12:39 PM
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LMAO!
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Old 09-11-2003 | 12:48 PM
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Blonds favorite nursery rhyme:

"Hump-me Dump-me"
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Old 09-11-2003 | 08:18 PM
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Oh Great.
That's now the best blonde joke I have ever heard.
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