I've got a bunch but this one from Rocketman got me- "and I suppose the captain of the Exxon Valdez didn't see Alaska floating out there,,,,"
But Mel Gibson in Air America comes in a close second with- "Tango 7 to base, F*#k off."

"when life hands you a bowl of potatoes, I say make potato salad" "WELL LIFE HANDED ME A BIG BOWL OF ****, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?".............uhhhhhhhh....... MAKE **** SALAD!

Al Pacino playing a cop in a movie, the name escapes me.
In this particular scene his girlfriend found out he was a cop and she didn't like cops and looked at him as if he had two heads. So he responded dejectedly by venting that because he was a cop everyone spat on him and saw him as a nuisance, and never wanted him around treating him like dirt (this in New York City) until something happens that is...

"...but come the wet-a$$ hour, I'm everybody's daddy!!"

You'll Get Nothing And Like It.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early... but they have to.... so they do it.... real slow.

your gonna need a bigger boat,, but then again thats obvious...

"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full"

I can't remember the comedian who said this about women, but is funny as hell....

"How can you trust someone who bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!"

"the next thing ya know theres money missin off the table and your daughters knocked up, I 've seen it a hundred times"

-the late great Chris Farley

Pick just about any quote from R. Lee Ermy from Full Metal Jacket. I like his Mail Call show onthe History Channel too

Roby

Speakin of Full Metal Jacket....

"How can you shoot the women and children?"

"Don't lead them as much!"