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Old 09-24-2003 | 09:13 AM
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Default Overheard this one today in the Parking lot and almost died
Two older guys are sitting on a bench outside Dunkin Dognuts. The one guy goes to the other man you should close your legs. The other guy with out hesitation goes to the other, "man you should tell that to your daughter not me" I about fell on the floor laughing my azz off
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Old 09-24-2003 | 10:08 AM
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Uhhhh.. I don't get it...
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Old 09-24-2003 | 10:12 AM
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LMAO!
If I overheard that, I would have busted out too!
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Old 09-24-2003 | 10:22 AM
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That is a sweet comeback. I bet he didn't have anything to say after that.
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Old 09-24-2003 | 02:20 PM
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Old 09-24-2003 | 06:10 PM
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LOL..... I'd have asked for her name and number!!!
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That is too dam funny.
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