O/T:womans/mans prayers....Funny
10-09-2003 | 04:46 AM
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O/T:womans/mans prayers....Funny
WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
10-09-2003 | 05:26 AM
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Re: O/T:womans/mans prayers....Funny
Originally posted by Donzigerl
MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
