From a new Deputy: "When do we git are Gun" From Cheif Wiggim: I already told you I am not giving you a Gun until you tell me your name"

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The Simpsons????????? Mitch, Its Friday Night Go To The Bar And Find A Women........... Simpsons Is A Stupit Kids Show.............

Jeff

The Simpsons rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Marge) Bart where have you been? (Bart) I was at the flower shop. (Homer) I was at the flower shop to............ Yep getin drunk at the old flower shop.

The Simpson rule, but your single so my vote is get your azz in gear and go get some trim.

Just watched the Simpsons and no good saying today(rerun)...Mr Burns got shot.

But how about the one when Homer takes Bart to a gay steelmill..."Hot stuff coming through:

Or "there's a spark in my hair,get it out,get it out"

Both said with a gay lisp

Speaking of gay bars has anyone heard from Gordo?

I worked on the sleds and put up and decorated my tree. Saturday night we are going to go out and more than likely go to jail, its ok., it beats getting pulled over in a car. This way we are safe and we get a donut and choc milk breakfast. That and the other drunk parade that goes on all night ( there is always someone who says they were shot) It is a free comic/freak show.. Here is my tree.

I forgot another line..when the aliens were on earth....Hey watch out, he has a board in his hand. The other alien says..yes and it has a nail in it.

I'm going to buy my wife a dually for Christmas with a licence plate that says HOMER.

Doh!!


"I'll get you beer baron."


"Noooo you won't........."

That's one of my favorites.

Or:

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."