OT: Hump Day Humor !!
01-21-2004 | 10:03 AM
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From: New Hampshuu !!
OT: Hump Day Humor !!
A man is in court for murder and the judge says: "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the court shouts: "You bastard!"
Then the judge continues: "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer."
Again the voice at the back of the court says: "You bastard!"
The judge says: "We cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now, what is your problem, sir?"
The loud man at the back of the court replies: "Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard, and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn't have one!"
A voice at the back of the court shouts: "You bastard!"
Then the judge continues: "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer."
Again the voice at the back of the court says: "You bastard!"
The judge says: "We cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now, what is your problem, sir?"
The loud man at the back of the court replies: "Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard, and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn't have one!"
