A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of
a million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing money, he brings along a mob attorney who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where's the million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the million dollars is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, ##### it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! OK! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Oh yeh, thats what I am talking about.

Some added Monday humor