I read this yesterday, and thought it was funny, so I'll pass it along!!

{PG rated}


GHETTO SPELLIN BEE


Leroy is a 18 year old 5th Grader
This is Leroy's homewok assignment
He must use each Vocabulary Word in a Sentence


1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend the Crabs, and the Ho tel everybody
2. Catacomb - I saw Don King the other night,, Man, somebody get that Catacomb
3. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today,I got no money foreclose
4. Rectum - I had two Caddy's , but my Girl rectum both
5. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the Joint
6. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said pe nis
7. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake" He said " Bullcrap , that watch Israel
8. Undermine - They's a fine lookin ho stayin in the crib undermine
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my Uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the Poolhall
10. Iraq - when we got to the poolhall, i tol my uncle Iraq and you Break
11. Stain - When my moms-in-law came by and I axed her, " Do you plan on stain for dinner''?
12. Fortify - I axed this ho on the street, "How much?" she said fortify
13. Income - I just got in Bed wif da ho and income my wife
14. Omelette - I should pop a cap in yo a$$ for what you jus said but omelette dis one slide
15. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.


These jokes are for amusment only!! laugh and enjoy no offense intended at all

But at age 18, Leroy is not longer going to school. He's out slinging dope on the corner.

LMAO

Awwww... Rolly..... you can't make remarks like that.... ... that would be supporting a stereotype.....

The boy must have used spell checker and dictionary in this version of MSWord~~~

Mistake - I want som barbeques sauce wif mistake.

Eyem off ended.

Dis be da Microsoft ebonics edition.