Two Boys

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on
stretchers
next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are
you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils
out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry
about. I had that Done when I was four. They put
you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A Circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy,
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for
a year!