Been sitting in the backyard in the shade, looking down the hill at the dock, and my Pachanga on it's lift..and thinking, SHEITTT. I'm gonna be out on that lake getting cooked tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that, all summer...I ain't goin down there.

There's something wrong with me, isn't there?

I think this situation commands some professional help

Sunscreen technology has come a long way...good stuff.

I can help you with this problem. You give me the boat, and I'll go out and get cooked on it........often

Yes, you definitely have some issues dude. Come on up to Upstate New York for little vacation. You'll go back home with a new found appreciation for sun.

Why do I live up here????