President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary
Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation. In daily
use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged
Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the
following findings:

*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.

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That's funny, I saw it with clinton. I liked it with clinton better.

Way too much free time!