I know this will be moved to off-topic but I wanted as many people as possible to see this...

A woman bought a new Cadillac XLR, and returned the next day, complaining
> > that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
> >
> > The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch
this!"
> he
> > said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
> >
> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd
> > say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said,
> > "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
but
she
> > swerved in time to avoid them.
> > "*******S!" she yelled.......
> >
> > The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
Jane
> > Fonda and Michael Moore.

funny part is that it is a forign car... use caddy or something

edited accordingly packin'.