Dude>>>>>Get your ASS on a ****in bird and FLY. You and yours are gonna look a frog in a blender i'm serious Don't laugh. This ****ER is no joke. Get the **** in your car as soon as you get this msg. and drive to LOUISIANNA , 6 hrs. away dude GO!!! This ****er may THROW Joe Grady's trailer through your new home. Do a tally of all your possesions for Ins. reasons. I'll tell your parents that you love them and will do everything vested in my power to get you a proper burial....these are back to back HURRICANES the last one was in 1950 left thousands dead,....well maybe a few hunert


Watch and see what the SEA Captains are doing.....they can be your worst enemy and in the same breath your best friend. Some of them may be getting DRUNK and DISORDERLY and swearing the GODS and readying to fight it head on and some may be down in the galley preparing their last meal, cause this ****er is FAST tracking and headed right over FT. Meyers FLA.


I will build a memorial sled for you all painted up with a PIRATE ship on it and a LANDWALRUS commandeering the ****in' thing and I'm gonna ride the ****IN' thing over the Prospect Mt. bridge DRUNKERN' A HOOSCOWL shouting profanities at HURRICANE FRANCES the ****in' storm that took my FAT little buddy! I'll Drive that ****er right on to the DANCE floor at King Neptunes and start takin' PEOPLE OUT in a desperate attempt to show remorse for this great loss. OVER and OUT and may God bless you and yours, our prayers are with you.

Jason that might not be bad advice. I just booked flights to N.J. for my wife and twins. Everything was already booked for Thur and Fri!! But i found 3 first class tickets to Atlanta and then a connecting flight to N.J. We got hit pretty good from Charley. So i don't want to put them through that again. I wouldn't try to drive out. With traffic and gas shortages you might get screwed trying to get out of Fla. She's mad that I am staying. But I'm going to stick around for damage control after the storm. This really sucks!! I spent the last 2 weekends replacing 200' of the 300' of privacy fence that got destroyed Good Luck Pete

Sage advice there Jason. The method of delivery is interesting, but the man has a point. You guys be safe down there.

And you moved away from where it only snows? Sometimes I wonder about people

Whats the latest on the track of the storm ?? Yesterday they were saying east cost of Florida up thru the Carolinas. Has that changed ?? or do I have to start worrying about all of you and my place in St Petes all over again.

well, it will make land fall on the east coast , but the storm is so big that if it hits anywhere in south florida, we will get hit, i am boarding up this evening, can you say hurricane party, I love these storms....

Bob, start worrying...we are.
There's no telling where it's going to go. Remember the last one, these things do some drastic things last minute and could turn in a heartbeat.

This one is twice the size of Charley.

hey nick got busy last night give me a call here at home 239 458 0474, over!!!

Landwalrus 1, this is northern fat bastard over. Heard you are in for it again. Batten down the hatches and be prepared to get laid over. Just tell her this is the storm to end all storms and she has to do all the dirty things heretofore she has refused to partake in. Over. Then leave that swamp and move back to NY cuz sleddin' season is almost HERE!

Ahem...... who is it that calls the west coast the "wrong coast"?........