Three Women One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly Were
Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping
Sound. The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. "that Was My Pager,"
She Said. "i Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm." A
Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted
Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that
Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be
Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The
Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging
From Her Behind. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And St!
Ared At Her. The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said, "well, Will
You Look At That. I'm Getting A Fax."

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