Big news is pretty slow up here.

Our local paper's police log just read....

A donkey's shed was blown over by the wind. The donkey got scared and ran.

How's that for news?

Sounds like things are pretty "quiet" now that you're off the lake

here's another police log note.

...A 400 pound pig got out of his pen. It was spotted ripping up yards.

Yes folks, these are real quotes from my local paper. It sure is going to be a long winter.

Kurt

so, another ass got away ?

we had a man rob a bank with a pitchfork...wish i could find the article

All of this is pretty tame compared to an NBA game or a S. Carolina college football game!

ever heard the saying "monkey f*cking a football" cause thats what it looked like today, a complete disgrace. I'm just glad i gave my ticket away and didn't waste my time going up there.

Leave it to a clemson player to punch the QB in the face while hes flat on his back on the ground.

I think I just found your Donkey, Well not really just got in fron ST.John Virgin Island these things are all over.


Is this what Allen 4 looks like