3 guys working construction, a Pole, a Mexican and a blond guy. At lunch on the 6th floor, the Polish guy says "damn, keilbasa again. If I get Keilbasa tomorrow, I'm going to jump!" The Mexican says "Damn, burritos again. If I get burritos tomorrow, I'm jumping!" Blond guy says "Damn, boloney again. If I get baloney tomorrow, I'm jumping too!" Next day at lunch, Pole opens his lunch box and sees keilbasa - he jumps. Mexican guy gets burritos and jumps. Blond guy gets baloney and jumps too.
At the wake, the Polish guy's wife sobs "if I only knew he was sick of keilbasa, I would have given him sausage!" Mexican's widow crys, "I would have given him tacos or fajitas!" Then, everyone looks at the blond guy's wife.

"Don't look at me," she says, "he makes his own lunch!"

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