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apppedigree 05-12-2008 10:00 PM

I need a good name
 
I need a good name for the 32. I am young and vulgar so I need something similar.

Nothing is too provacotive. Was going to play the race card a little, but someone might take offense and shoot the damn thing up on a road trip.

So far I have:

Wet splittail
One dangerous cracker
tickle dat cat
face down ass up
FEMA check boat

Gimmie something good.

VelocityMark 05-12-2008 10:10 PM

How about ROD KNOCKER

:evilb::D

apppedigree 05-12-2008 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by VelocityMark (Post 2556056)
How about ROD KNOCKER

:evilb::D


Thought of it already. It was that or Boat Ramrod

GARBAGEMAN 05-13-2008 01:28 AM

VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER

I'm thinking about putting it on my raceboat

jryan26 05-13-2008 07:31 AM

Suck The Cat

Boomer35 05-13-2008 12:34 PM

Rob- try

"i'm-ahomo"
"got gas"
"still cant get puss"

you coming to Jax for the run? I can get you a dock at my marina for the weekend more than likely for free.

apppedigree 05-13-2008 12:59 PM

I plan on it. Give me a shout. I got rid of the Nextel so call.

Crash-Box 05-13-2008 01:30 PM

"Puzzie Controll"
OR
"Puzzie Patroll"

apppedigree 05-13-2008 01:33 PM

I like those. Anyone else go any good ideas?

I thought of Skeet Skeet Skeet.

I am horrible at this.

Gladhe8er 05-13-2008 01:53 PM

Panty Dropper
Trash Talker
Throttle Whore
My Other B!tch
Slap-dat
No panties allowed
Aquapimp
Hydropimp
Vibrator
Sluts Welcome
Spit or Swallow

Perlmudder 05-13-2008 02:23 PM

Dranks N' Skanks!

LV 05-13-2008 02:54 PM

"Shaved Puzzie"

techman 05-13-2008 03:19 PM

Gas-Hole

Xchoke03 05-13-2008 03:31 PM

I like

"Slap - Dat"

apppedigree 05-13-2008 07:11 PM

Perlmudder has it.

It will be Dranks 'N Skanks. I love it.

Also, so you know, I am taking full credit for the idea. Haha

vagrant 05-13-2008 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by apppedigree (Post 2557007)
Perlmudder has it.

It will be Dranks 'N Skanks. I love it.

Also, so you know, I am taking full credit for the idea. Haha

Rob I am sorry but you are stuck with Fence Straddler:evilb:

apppedigree 05-13-2008 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by vagrant (Post 2557070)
Rob I am sorry but you are stuck with Fence Straddler:evilb:

OK. But I can think of some nasty graphics to put on there.

vagrant 05-13-2008 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by apppedigree (Post 2557074)
OK. But I can think of some nasty graphics to put on there.

Hey I know a good air brush artist. IT needs to be permanent:DNo vinyl crap

apppedigree 05-13-2008 08:07 PM

I like the idea of air brushing it. But if you ever go to sell and the buyer doesnt like the name. I was thinking of the graphic guy I know making me a good decal that I can put on the back.

FunHome 05-15-2008 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by apppedigree (Post 2556041)
I need a good name for the 32. I am young and vulgar so I need something similar.

Nothing is too provacotive. Was going to play the race card a little, but someone might take offense and shoot the damn thing up on a road trip.

So far I have:

Wet splittail
One dangerous cracker
tickle dat cat
face down ass up
FEMA check boat

Gimmie something good.


You already named it yourself....
"young and vulgar"

Perlmudder 05-15-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by apppedigree (Post 2557007)
Perlmudder has it.

It will be Dranks 'N Skanks. I love it.

Also, so you know, I am taking full credit for the idea. Haha

haha go for it! glad i could help.if im ever in nc i am expecting a ride though!!:cool-smiley-027:

apppedigree 05-15-2008 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by Perlmudder (Post 2559246)
haha go for it! glad i could help.if im ever in nc i am expecting a ride though!!:cool-smiley-027:

Definetly not a problem. Let me know if you make it here.

dank368 05-17-2008 08:42 PM

fast pu$$y
slippery pu$$y
hand full ...lol
:D:D

activatorf1 05-17-2008 08:44 PM

Wett Dream !!!!


Wett Yet !!!

Chris Sunkin 09-28-2008 11:44 AM

How about

"I f.ucked some guy on my last boat so now I have this Skater"

Has a nice ring to it.

I hope you enjoy boating alone. Once all your pals find out you are a flat-broke phony and a crook, I think you'll be pretty lonely out on the water. Back to the basement with the rest of the roaches for you pal.

berns29scarab 09-28-2008 11:56 AM

how about TOTALLY FRAUDULENT

Velocity Vector 09-28-2008 12:11 PM

How bout "Where's my Title"
or " I'm the punk in prison"
or "I'm screwed now"
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...47#post2699847

jryan26 09-28-2008 12:13 PM

F UCK'D for a buck and did strange thangs for change

phragle 09-28-2008 12:13 PM

some one else's dime or sinc your an upstanding pillar of the boating community "lein on me"

SINKING SHIP 09-28-2008 12:21 PM

How about

LIVING LARGE on CREDIT

Powerquest230 09-28-2008 12:41 PM

Not real catchy but honest, how about-
"Bruin's Boat" since he helped pay for it..

divenstar 09-28-2008 12:41 PM

How about "Title Switch Prison Beyatch"...

Or..."Goin' Down" (literally)"

Better yet...Very Bad Karma or Moron Scum Bag also seem appropriate...

Divenstar :angry-smiley-055:

Dean Ferry 09-28-2008 12:53 PM

How about:
"I'm a loser"
"Check's in the Mail"
or
"Phucking retard"
Man, you are going to JAIL!, dumbchit!
Dean

scottc 09-28-2008 12:55 PM

How about "#114326" or "Jailbird bound"

Powerquest230 09-28-2008 12:59 PM

"WORLD'S THREE BIGGEST LIES"

since you've already committed the first and hopefully will soon experience the next two-
1. The Check is in the mail (for five months)
2. It's only a cold sore (your cellmate talking)
3. I won't c*m in your mouth (your cellmate again)

boatme 09-28-2008 01:26 PM

hmmmm Maybe i am a prude but why would someone want to put something crude on their boat??

I am not a saint but for crying out loud families are on the water boating and i can hear the kid now Daddy what does "Heat seeking moisture missel mean" ?

Why do we have to flaunt that we are obnoxious ?

I cringe everytime i see a crude name if for no other reason than it looks like the 9 year old that thinks it is cool to swear except he is older now, so he is going to write it out and display it somewhere (On a boat) Sorry this just does not make sense to me

Comanche3Six 09-28-2008 01:42 PM

LOL!
Get the guy his title. He paid your price.

bojoe2 09-28-2008 01:50 PM

boat name (Behind BARS with BABA) .. "how do they soap on a rope"

Powerquest230 09-28-2008 02:19 PM

Boatme- I don't understand the need for an obnoxious or crude name to begin with with.

If you read this thread- http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=195865, you'll see why others are chiming in with appropriate names for this character.

jryan26 09-28-2008 02:20 PM

"reach-around"


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