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Game On 05-05-2005 11:33 AM
Firstmates
 
This is to let the Firstmates of certain boats know that Tobie will not be accompanying me to the meeting Friday, for she will be out of town :eek: :eek: .... and since she will be gone, she has no choice but to leave the top drawer unlocked for me to retrieve my nads and bring them to the meeting. :D

I will also be bringing my single pump NASCAR jack for quick jack up times in case you decide to run your pie holes. :evilb: :evilb:

Sincerely,
Game On

kennyo 05-05-2005 01:02 PM
Re: Firstmates
 
OUT OF TOWN! Screw the meeting and hit the water Friday. Hate to see a man waste good nads on a meeting.

ford485 05-05-2005 02:38 PM
Re: Firstmates
 
Im with Kenny..... I thought about going after work.



Game Over

GameOver1stmate 05-05-2005 02:49 PM
Re: Firstmates
 
KATHY, get your big rubber mallet out.....you'll be needing it friday night. Sounds like he's so exicited he'll have them laying on table. Perfect spot for ball/mallet contact.

thunderusone 05-05-2005 04:15 PM
Re: Firstmates
 
go1stm, that is actually pretty funny! :D

thunderusone 05-05-2005 04:18 PM
Re: Firstmates
 
Originally Posted by Game On
This is to let the Firstmates of certain boats know that Tobie will not be accompanying me to the meeting Friday, for she will be out of town :eek: :eek: .... and since she will be gone, she has no choice but to leave the top drawer unlocked for me to retrieve my nads and bring them to the meeting. :D

I will also be bringing my single pump NASCAR jack for quick jack up times in case you decide to run your pie holes. :evilb: :evilb:

Sincerely,
Game On
Just to let everyone know, the agenda for the meeting on Friday has changed. We will be accepting nominations for a new VP of the boat club due to the fact the Game On has been impeached based on innapropriate fondling of his own balls.

kennyo 05-06-2005 07:50 AM
Re: Firstmates
 
Splash time at 12:00 pm fri., beer time 12:15 pm! Cora, tell your brother i'll still haul all of his women for him this weekend. I'll see ya'll tomorrow.

GameOver1stmate 05-06-2005 09:25 AM
Re: Firstmates
 
Kennyo, spoke with my bro just now......he's going to make some phone calls. Sunday will have to be the day. I'll keep you posted. We might have to haul them out to dog leg on our boat....so that Brian will get a little benefit seeing other jiggling jubblies than mine. :D Then we'll throw them on your boat...hehehe!

kennyo 05-06-2005 10:22 AM
Re: Firstmates
 
Tell him i'll take them sat. whether he goes or not. See ya!

GameOver1stmate 05-06-2005 11:44 AM
Re: Firstmates
 
Well, here's the catch. They are all John's girlfiriends friends.....and John's girlfriend is graduating from MTSU satruday and they are all going to be at graduation. Plus, I am sure they would be scared to go out on a boat with a perverted old man like you!!!hehehe!


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