Something for tbone, lefty, and colter
 

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Had to do it.

wow........never seen that before:rolleyes: of course you have never seen 60 MPH either:cool:

:chimp: :chimp:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

had to do it

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If this was on the transom of a Fountain no wonder no one sees it .

Ring RIng: Hello, this is vessel assist.

Tomtbone: Help, can you come tow me?

Vessel assist: Who is this?

Tomtbone: Tomtbone

Vessel Assist: Oh, not again, Click>>>>>

easy their wingman

You know I hate to jump on the bandwagon!

Jeff: Hello? Wellcraft I'm looking for tech support for my 82 Scarab.....

Wellcraft: A what? Sorry sir, I've been working here for over 10 years and we don't make those anymore! Let me connect you with Larry down in the basement! :D

That's awsome!

O.K. we're all poor and our boats run sometimes. One day we will all figure out that it is a lot cheaper to unass more money at the begining and get a turn-key ride.

The reason why you can't see it on the transom, because all the Fountains are so far ahead!:D

The Sutphens see the sticker when the race is over and everyone makes it back to the dock a few hours after we do.

Hello: THanks for calling vessel assist
George: I need a tow
VA: What seems to be the problem sir?
George: I am not sure. I was running just fine out behind Walden and all of a sudden the boat came to an abrupt stop.
VA: Sir, can you look over the railing and tell me if the boat looks a little higher than usual.
George: I am not sure because I don't take it out often. I can tell you that there is a small family building a sand castle near by.
VA: Sir, it sounds like you ran into a sand bar. We will be there soon. Please walk out as far as you can and take a picture with your camera phone for evidence. Have a nice day, and thanks for calling vassel assist.. again...:evilb: :mad: :(

you need to bring some orginal material to this forum

for the record I have never called Vessel assist:cool:

OK, How about this for original.

Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.

For the record again, I did not call you nor any one else in the Limo. I will ask you to step away from the bashing. Until you have burned up all the orginal delivery gas in your rig.

It must be nice to have enough buddies to come get ya!:D But if you need the number it's 1-800 piece-of-crap. Or locally at 281-dumb-a$$! I got'em both on speed dial:drink:

Have Kelly put the number in her phone as DAMN NOT AGAIN! or There Goes Another 6G's! :D

Toushea

Just got off the phone with Huber Marine...damn tranny pump was bad. Just replaced it and ran it on the dyno for 45 minutes at 5000 rpm, perfect! So two hours labor and a $204 pump I'm back in the water! Tranny will be at Quality by noon tomorrow! Earl at Huber Marine does an excellent job!!!!!

keep your fingers crossed, sounds good

So we can run it SUnday????????????????????????????????

I'll be in VEGAS rollin' bones! :drink:

nice...........

Pay your bill before you leave so at least the boat will run. We can always syphon some gas to run it.

nice